Archive for February, 2006

Meth-lab? In our basement?

February 15, 2006

Two days ago, a document came for Shane and I to sign as part of our new house purchase. The first paragraph read something of the following:

“Owner of the Property hereby notifies Buyer/Tenant that Owner has received an Order from a governmental health official identifying the Property as being contaminated by methamphetamine and a remediation lien has been recorded against the Property. The Order prohibits use or occupancy of the Property until the Owner receives a notice from the health official that no further action is needed.”

I FREAKED OUT!!! Did we just buy a government declared crack house and can’t move in? So in panic, I call our real-estate agent (who’s wonderful by the way). In two minutes my fears subsided as he explained that this isn’t a notice of occupancy prohibition, but yet another required disclosure that the current owner is supposed to tell the buyers.

So now I feel better… although on second thought – the meth lab could bring us the income to help pay off the mortgage.


P.S. If you didn’t read the above clearly and skipped ahead here’s a disclaimer: There is no meth-lab… nor basement for that matter. The paperwork is just a legal disclaimer. Our agent initiated it because it wasn’t included in the initial packet from the seller’s agent. We’re getting a good, clean home.

It’s back to obedience school for you, buddy!

February 7, 2006

Ok – so Shane’s gonna hate me publicizing this story, but it’s funny.

Last night after Shane got home as he’s changing from his work monkey clothes I was telling him about my day. He interrupts me mid-sentence to ask, “So… when’s dinner gonna be ready?”.

It sounds bad, and it wasn’t what he meant, but man did it leave me speechless. Apparently he’s forgotten who really wears the pants in the family :)